There were no witnesses, but we have managed to secure an important piece of evidence/victim:
Some sub-par netball club whose-name-shall-not-be-mentioned, made a miserable attempt to claim our netball for their own by overwriting our label with their unbelievably artistic talents. Reasons for such ungentlemanly acts have not been uncovered, but our investigators suspect it may be due to said club's poverty of club funds.
I hereby suggest said club to consider giving up netball and taking up professional graffiti instead. At least if they end up getting arrested, it will be for public vandalism and their masterpiece MIGHT still be considered as a piece of street art. Much more glorious than getting arrested for the theft of an old, dusty, rubber netball.
Blaze training is on as usual the coming Friday. Pray no one makes such pitiful attempts of stealing our possessions again.
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